ask hipster archen.

As you know, the four moves thing is only in the games. Generally, the four moves I use to avoid humans are:

My stats, however, will be forever unknown.

I have many, many scarfs. Mostly plaid.

As a hipster, I have a natural attraction to plaid. Like Meowthnip for a Meowth, if you will. Or some food for a Munchlax.

What's your full name?

Anonymous

Thelonious Tilde Tototl Tzafriri.

Or just Theo the Archen.

how is it that you can turn from a dead fossil to a living pokémon in seconds?

Science.

Has hipster Archen become a meme?

Yes.

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